Ever take a dump while showering? Dude, yesterday morning I thought I might pop my shower-shitting cherry.
Woke up at 5:25 am to the voices of Mike and Casey going on about today's goings-on. Slapped the snooze, got up and made my way towards the bathroom. Flicking the light switch I gaze into the mirror and noted that I look particularly awful today. What else is new? I step into the shower, finger's mentally crossed, praying that by simply raining hot water down upon my head the shame and hangover may wash away from my soul and spiral down into the drain never to be seen again...right.
As we all know, that shit may feel really good but eventually you have to get the fuck out of the shower.
Except this time...oof.
It started with a slight pressure, a little gas perhaps. No problem. Let out a poot, continuing my morning wash. Then out of nowhere, I'm struck with a tremendous urge to either blow some serious ass or shit my fucking face off! As I lean against the sort-of-glass door I contemplate my options. Holy shit, I might have to get out of here and dump. But the pressure is so paralyzing that I can't move.
Just...want...to...relieve...the...pressure!
I can't hold it. This is going to happen. Oh god this is happening...
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